Thursday, January 8, 2009

Zombie Attack

Times like these I wish I had German before I came here. There's a lot of fuzz outside Stusie (which is the place in which I live). There are two fire brigades, two police cars, the entire place is sealed off with red and white taps and there's a man on a loud speaker shouting "ACHTUNG" every ten minutes or so followed by a vast amount of German that I cannot follow. Oh wait he just said "nicht". Well, that's a start. And Terry and I are the only people in the flat and we are the only ones that don't speak German (go team!).

So my only conclusion is that zombies are coming. I live on the 6th floor with metal shutters and a very fancy, very efficient, very german lock on my door. But I have seen enough Zombie movies to know that I am not going to make it.

"In my Life" By The Beatles is playing while the German man is shouting which is only dampening the mood even more. Nothing like a bit of melancholy before being eaten alive by zombies.

The man has stopped talking so I can only presume he has been eaten.

Tell Darjeeling and Leonard that I'll miss them!
Over and out,
xHx

2 comments:

Lisa said...

just make sure to keep the handycam rolling! xx

Hannah said...

BRaiiinnnzzz....BRAAAIINNNNNZZZZ! Nomnomnom